PASSWORDS

This is an email that was sent to me. Too funny not to pass on.

I THINK THAT WE CAN ALL RELATE

Computer problems can be frustrating.

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired – you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: ok, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses

Website: you must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Website: you cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1fxckingprettyrose

Website: you must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FxCKINGprettyrose

Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fxckingprettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1Fxckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfxckingnow

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

About epsnider

EP Snider’s dream came to fruition when she published a book at age 69. She continues to share her thoughts and stories with a humorous twist on Wordpress and Facebook.
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One Response to PASSWORDS

  1. epsnider says:

    thank you kwright392 for stopping by my blog and liking my post.

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